J.D.: Why do you think they got divorced?
Elliot: Ugh, I have no idea. I just can't believe you had to pee in front of Jordan. I could not do that. I mean, Paul's my boyfriend and I make him turn the volume on the TV way up when I go. Plus, he's not allowed in the apartment an hour before or after I do twosies.
J.D.: Elliot, you're a doctor. Stop calling it twosies.
Elliot: Oh, with patients I say dookie.