Quote from Dr. Cox in My Karma
Dr. Cox: OK, here's the deal. You are in fact supposed to be up in the mack-daddy suite, but the woman who's in there is in her 40th hour of labor. Jordan: Did you explain to her that it is my room? Dr. Cox: I started to, then she screamed, grunted, and pooped on the table. God, it cracks me up that they never tell pregnant women to expect that one. Jordan: I'm going to poo in front of people? Dr. Cox: No. Yeah. Jordan: We are so done talking. Dr. Cox: Don't tease me.