Paul: Don't you hate it when people yap away on their phones?
Elliot: She's my friend. [looks at Paul] But she is so rude.
Paul: Hey, don't you work at the hospital too?
Elliot: Yeah, I actually just got off a double shift. That's why I look so gross.
Paul: Oh, you don't look gross. And you know what, you don't even think you look gross. I'm guessing you're one of those girls who uses self-deprecation as a defense mechanism. Even though, without looking, you can tell right now how many guys are checking you out.
Elliot: OK, five.
Paul: No, actually, it's four. The guy in the mullet is checking me out. I let him buy my last two drinks. Thanks again, cowboy.
Elliot: [to the guy] Back off.