Quote from J.D. in My Brother, My Keeper
J.D.: Dr. Kelso. I was the one who nicked the artery on Mr. Singer. Dr. Townshend: Oh, cheese on rye, son, I just said it was me. Dr. Kelso: You need to shape up, son. Lord knows you're never gonna get by on your looks. J.D.: Right, first of all, at the very least, I'm interesting-looking, all right? And secondly, I feel I made that mistake because Dr. Townshend forced me to perform a procedure that is unsafe and outdated. J.D.: [v.o.] Sorry, Townsie. Dr. Kelso: Now, let me get this straight. You screwed up doing something you should be able to handle and now you're in here to tattle on the guy who's taking the bullet for you? Is that right? [fantasy: Dr. Townshend has a knife in his back] Dr. Townshend: Do me a favor, will you, son? Grab that for me. Thanks. [collapses] [reality:] J.D.: I'm sorry, sir.