Dr. Kelso: Ted, Dr. Koppleman has notified me that he will be vacating the office next to mine. His deteriorating health has made it impossible for him to continue with us.
Ted: Oh, dear, should we send him a card?
Dr. Kelso: Absolutely. See if you can find one that says, "Crippling arthritis or not, I want you out of my hospital by sundown so I can knock down your wall and make myself a giant office."
Ted: You're a wonderful man.
Dr. Kelso: You know, Ted, I don't mean to sound insensitive, but a man's office is a reflection of who he is, don't you think?
Ted: [water leaks] Yeah.