J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, this is not the time to talk it out. Get out of the situation without making her suspicious.
J.D.: [answers phone] Hello? Hi, Mom. Yeah, I miss you too. I haven't spoken to you in so long. [Elliot leaves] Hi, Mr. Turk. No, Chris isn't here. No, no, sir. I didn't say "Mom." I said, "mon" like, "Hey, mon, we be jamming." No, sir, I don't think all black people are Jamaican. [Elliot returns] I love you too, Mommy. Sir, could you call back later? Chris will be home.