J.D.: [v.o.] You never expect a cliche to be an actual conversation starter.
Turk: Women, huh?
J.D.: Tell me about it. It's like they're from another planet.
Dr. Cox: OK, I'm going to engage you two in a conversation. You will speak of it to no one. Agreed?
J.D.: OK.
Dr. Cox: It has gotten to the point where I'm going back in my head over all my old relationships. I mean, don't get me wrong it's not like I'm going to sit here and count up all the women I've ever slept with.
Turk: Twelve.
J.D.: Nine.
Dr. Cox: Eighteen. But none of them really understood me.