Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Monster
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid? What are you doing in here? Elliot: Um, hi, Dr. Kelso. I was just... I was on call. Dr. Kelso: Well, I have the call sheet right here and your name doesn't seem to be on it. But what do I know? I'm just a kindly old man who doesn't know the difference between a doctor on call and one who maybe just needs a warm bed for the night. Elliot: Oh, I've just been so swamped with work I couldn't even make time to find a new place. Dr. Kelso: I understand. Life is hard and all that. But if you want a bed in my hospital, you better have a damn rent check or a massive coronary in the next five seconds. And believe me, missy, either one's fine with me. Elliot: Thank you, sir. Dr. Kelso: No problem.