J.D.: [v.o.] By showing up Dr. Cox, I told the world I was no longer a child. I was the man.
Man #1: Great diagnosis.
J.D.: You!
Man #2: There's Mr. Flesh-Eating Bacteria, huh?
[fantasy:]
Woman: Doctor, could you sign these, please? [unbuttons top]
J.D.: Sure. "To my two biggest fans".
[reality:]
Woman: Yeah, they're called "breasts."
J.D.: I know. I'm a doctor.