Elliot: So this is where we all hang out. It's neat, huh?
Dr. Simon Reid: It's a hellhole.
Elliot: Dad, why are you so set on me being an OB/GYN?
Dr. Simon Reid: Look, honey, your highest income potential as a female physician is in obstetrics.
Elliot: But don't you think that maybe it's time that you left those sort of things up to me?
Dr. Simon Reid: Well, since I paid for your college, your medical school, your car, and now your apartment and your living expenses, I'd have to say "no." Good God. Someone vomited on my hotdog.
Elliot: It's chilli, Dad, OK? And you know what? Even though I really appreciate everything you've given me, it's my life. Now stop complaining and enjoy your damn meal. [eats] Oh, my God. That's disgusting.