Quote from Elliot in My Fruit Cups
Carla: Ugh! My mother lives with me all year. My Aunt Marie has to take care of her for one week and she won't stop bitching. Elliot: So, my dad's coming in to town for a conference tomorrow. Carla: You don't seem stressed out. Elliot: I haven't pooed in six days. J.D.: Twice this morning, and I haven't even had my coffee yet. Elliot: You really pick odd things to brag about. J.D.: I'm just saying, if I had to get three by lunch, I probably could.