Quote from J.D. in My Fruit Cups
Janitor: Hold up. J.D.: Why? Janitor: There's been several thefts. We're doing bag checks. J.D.: What about that guy taking scrubs? Janitor: Hey, Tom. He doesn't have a bag. J.D.: Go ahead, narc. I'm clean. Janitor: Yeah? Ah-ha! J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, if he was checking my trunk... J.D.: Pudding. Score!