Turk: Dude, you're such a loser, man.
J.D.: I think I look spiffy. I'm trying to separate myself from the pack.
Carla: Oh, you already have, Bambi. You're the biggest geek to ever come through here.
Turk: Yeah, he is.
Carla: Don't laugh. You're the jockiest frat boy with a back problem.
Turk: Yeah, I am.