J.D.: So we're even, right?
Carla: Even? I told a nurse you switched her shift. You babbled all my crazy to the person I plan on spending the rest of my life with.
J.D.: Well, I could spend the rest of my life with Lauren, or at least with her tushie. I just want to wash it. Is that weird?
Carla: You think this is funny?
J.D.: Come on.
Carla: I told you how hard it is for me to let my guard down. And that quick you burn me. Never again.