Turk: Bonnie is killing me. I'm telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She's like a ninja, but worse.
J.D.: Nothing's worse than a ninja. I mean, they're masters of every style of combat.
Carla: Can we please talk about something other than Bonnie?
Elliot: I think you should give Bonnie a break. It's really hard being a woman around here. You walk through walls and nobody notices you.
J.D.: Not entirely unlike a ninja.