Dr. Kelso: What?
Turk: Nothing.
Dr. Kelso: And you?
J.D.: Nothing, sir. I don't want anything from you ever.
Dr. Kelso: You know, that's what my son always says, but then when Mother's Day rolls around, guess who wants to go halfsies on a pasta pot for Enid?
J.D.: Well, sir-
Dr. Kelso: She's not my mother, dammit.