Doug: Um, Dr. Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea and I was wondering if you think that is interesting enough to present to Dr. Kelso?
Dr. Cox: Gosh, I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I just can't do your work for you. But what do you say you head on down to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of "Who Gives a Rat's Ass"? You've got to leave this instant, this second, this moment. Just go. [Doug whimpers]