Elliot: It's an amazing networking opportunity. Doesn't matter, 'cause I've got it wrapped up anyway.
Doug: Why? Do you have something better than my guy with blennorrhea?
Elliot: Doug, if I told you, you would not believe it.
[fantasy:]
Elliot: And as you can see, the ass is on the front.
[reality:]
J.D.: Front butt. It's like the grail.