J.D.: His vitals are still the same. There's got to be one attending in this damn hospital.
Carla: You guys are unbelievable.
Turk: Thank you, baby.
Carla: Not the good kind.
Turk: I know.
Carla: You all claim you want more responsibility, but you're being outsmarted by a doctor with scrubs made of hemp. You're afraid to stand up to a volunteer who's answering the clinic phones. And, Bambi, did you ever place that femoral swan?
J.D.: It's on my to-do list.
Carla: Now, I know you were all hoping Officer Berson's vitals would go up or down and this decision would be made for you, but guess what, nothing's changed. So it's on you.