J.D.: [v.o.] Luckily, someone had the guts to take charge.
Carla: Look, you've all been on call before. So you don't have a safety net. Most of the time you don't need one anyway, right? Fine, I'll just go tell your patients they're on their own because you're too scared.
J.D.: No, Carla, I'm a doctor. I should tell them.
Elliot: Come on, peeps, let's go kick some sick patient ass.
J.D.: That, my friends, is one nerdy honky.
Turk: That's two.