J.D.: Okay, fine, I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife.
Nurse Roberts: I think I'll sit back down.
J.D.: It was an accident.
Dr. Cox: Look, first of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her. And then out of her and then into her again. And second, you're smart enough to know I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to know where you did it. I don't even want to know how it was.
J.D.: A little scary. Sorry, jitters.
J.D.: [v.o.] Here come the fireworks.
Dr. Cox: Look, I know you didn't have any idea who she was, and I understand why you were too nervous to tell me. What do you say we leave it at that? I forgive you. You are forgiven. OK?