Dr. Kelso: Now, Mr. Zerbo was admitted with a high fever and suspected meningitis. But the head CT and the lumbar puncture came back negative.
J.D.: Yeah, sir, I have a full patient load. And I don't understand how you can just drop this guy on my lap and expect me to make him a top priority.
Dr. Kelso: You want me to say "ta-dah" so it seems more like a trick? Mr. Zerbo back there is a major hospital benefactor and, by golly, you know it's a lot harder to write a big, fat check if you're dead.