Elliot: Sir, you said you were giving evaluations to all the interns.
Dr. Kelso: Well, not all at once, sweetheart. With your way there would be no accountability. No back and forth. You wouldn't have to explain to me why, let's see, "I'm most likely frustrated because I haven't gotten any since the Bay of Pigs."
Elliot: Oh, sir, I'm so sorry. Um. Are we cool?
Dr. Kelso: What could possibly have possessed you to write such filth?
Carla: Uh, Dr. Kelso, I need to tell you something.
Elliot: No, that's OK, Carla, I'm gonna take care of that patient. Dr. Kelso, I did it because I didn't think that you'd know it was me and I thought that it would be funny.
Dr. Kelso: Let's take a walk. I'd like to tell you a few things that I think are funny.