Dr. Cox: I can't believe Perry bailed on you. It's typical. He's always out the door if things get too real.
[fantasy: Real World spoof:]
J.D.: [v.o.] This is the true story.
Doug: True story!
Jordan: [v.o.] Of four people, forced to hang out in a hospital.
Doug: [v.o.] To find out what happens when people stop being polite
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] And start being real.