Quote from Janitor in My Hero
Janitor: Your mother's maiden name is Turner. J.D.: So you used your key to get into my personnel file. Big deal. Janitor: Your first kiss was with Sarah Briggs at the embarrassing age of 16. She wore a green turtleneck and you wonder sometimes if she still thinks about you. I'm guessing no. J.D.: How could you possibly know that? Janitor: I'm your father.