Dr. Cox: Now, do you think you can make Ben behave like a patient or not?
J.D.: No problem. I got him to put his gown on.
Ben: He sure did. And now my butt itches on account of this scratchy chair. [wiggles] What are we watching?
Dr. Cox: Wings. And shut up, I like the cab driver. He slays me.
J.D.: Antonio. Played by the actor Tony Shalhoub, also particularly fantastic in a film called Big Night.
Dr. Cox: Congratulations. Your DiMaggio-like streak for saying nothing even remotely interesting is still alive and well.