Jordan: You know, I don't understand why you refuse to put on a gown.
Ben: [British accent] Because I don't like people to see my bum.
Jordan: So wear underwear.
Ben: You know how I feel about underwear.
Jordan: Every girl who came to our house in the mid-'80s knows how you feel about underwear.
Ben: Those were my sweatpants years.
J.D.: I don't like that much freedom down there. Makes me tingle in my giblets.