J.D.: [v.o.] Today seems like a good day to hide out in one of my patient's rooms.
Jordan: You, my friend, are an incompetent fool!
J.D.: [v.o.] Unless, of course, my patient is missing.
Jordan: Where's my brother? Oh, oh. If you say, "I don't know," I'll show you what I learned last week in my crotch-punching class.
J.D.: I think it's great that you're going back to school.