J.D.: [v.o.] I was paged because Ben's blood work was finally ready. Unfortunately, the chart wasn't in the out box. I'd knock, but the haematopathologist is the meanest, intern-hating-est monster in this hospital.
Doug: Don't be a chicken. If you need something, just go in and get it.
[fantasy:]
Doug: Excuse me, sir... [monster growls, Doug screams, blood splatters the door] I'll come back later.