Dr. Cox: All right, Clara. You can order yourself a Cosmopolitan. We'll just grab a cab home.
J.D.: Actually, Ben's been sneaking me beers all night, and I'm quite drunk.
Dr. Cox: That's just great. Hey, Ben, what- Why is this hand still bleeding?
Ben: I don't know. It's pretty weird because I cut myself shaving last week and it wouldn't stop bleeding.
J.D.: [v.o.] One of the things that sucks about being a doctor is that you never miss a red flag.