Dr. Cox: Oh, chalk boy?
J.D.: "Chalk boy."
Dr. Cox: Gladys, if you could chalk it without pleasuring it, that'd be terrific. [Ben laughs] What?
Ben: I know you're going for that gruff doctor routine, but you just come off sounding like a cartoon pirate. "Argh, Gladys. Chalk it! Don't pleasure it! Argh!"
J.D.: "Here's what we're gonna do."
Dr. Cox: Are ya done?
J.D.: Yeah, I'm done.
Dr. Cox: [fake weep] Yeah, I think you are, too.