Quote from Dr. Cox in My Occurrence
J.D.: What's that, like, your lucky board or something? Ben: Oh, that? Oh, that's a nail gun accident. J.D.: Oh, my God, that's disgusting. Dr. Cox: I already dosed him with morphine, and the x-ray says the nail went straight through, so it's not that big a deal. Oh, dear God, she's getting woozy. Quickly, show her the bloody side. Ben: Look at that. Touch the nail. Dr. Cox: Yeah! Ben: Wanna touch it? Touch the nail. Touch my nail! Touch it! Lick the tip of my- [J.D. faints] Dr. Cox: Good night! Now, let's get you to a hand surgeon. Ben: What about tough guy? Dr. Cox: Somebody'll get her. Ben: Bye-bye. J.D.: Please don't.