Quote from J.D. in My Sacrificial Clam
Dr. Douglas: So, junior, what's with the antecubital venipuncture? J.D.: Oh, I got hit with the business-end of one of my hep B patients' syringes last night. Dr. Douglas: I once had a colleague who got bit by a patient with rabies. J.D.: He's OK, right? Dr. Douglas: No, he died. Dr. Bailey: A friend of mine from med school contracted leprosy. They had to amputate one of his toes. Just [popping sound] popped it right off. Dr. Lamar: Oh, but hepatitis. Scary stuff. J.D.: I'll be OK. Dr. Franklyn: Oh, maybe. J.D.: I, uh, have to go check on a thing... [exits] Dr. Douglas: [all laugh] To interns.