J.D.: Alrighty. What do we have here?
Dr. Douglas: What you've got here, young man, are four cases of Legionnaires' pneumonia.
Dr. Lamar: So I would start us out on IV aminoglycosides.
Dr. Bailey: Now make sure you check for urinary legionella antigen.
Dr. Franklyn: I don't know, it could be viral, considering my gastrointestinal situation.
Dr. Bailey: Here comes the fart joke.
Dr. Franklyn: No, no, no, really. I think I may have strep pneumo.
Dr. Douglas: All four of us are doctors.
J.D.: Let me guess. Golf cart accident? [all groan] Playing.
Dr. Lamar: Medical convention.