Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Tuscaloosa Heart
Turk: Sir, whatever happened to Bunny? We gotta know. Dr. Kelso: Well, actually, the music came before Bunny. I learned to play the guitar growing up as a young rapscallion in Mississippi. But things didn't really take off until I moved to Memphis. Then I met the Colonel, and the hits just kept coming. Unfortunately, it went to my head. I gained a lot of weight, started wearing a white jumpsuit and ate tranquilizers like they were trail mix. Elliot: Sir. Dr. Kelso: Then, in 1977, I died on the toilet. Or did I? Turk: You never played the guitar? Dr. Kelso: Son, that crap is for hippies! Now, for God's sake, get back to work. Elliot: Yes, sir. Dr. Kelso: [as Elvis] Thank you very much.