Josh: Dr. Dorian? Dr. Dorian? [J.D. wakes up] Your roommate let me in. Ooh, cool dead dog. Can I pet him?
J.D.: [v.o.] Is he kidding?
Josh: I came by because I know I didn't do so great yesterday-
J.D.: What is it that tipped you off? Was it your inability to perform even the simplest task? I'll bet it was that I got home 20 minutes ago because I spent the entire night cleaning up after you.
Josh: I'm sorry. I was just really scared.
J.D.: You know what, Josh? You should be scared. Because I gotta be honest with you. I don't think you got what it takes. Do you? I didn't think so.