Quote from J.D. in My Student
Josh: Dr. Dorian, I know what you're trying to do. My whole life, people have felt sorry for me. J.D.: Why would anyone feel sorry for you? Josh: Look at me, I'm clumsy, I'm always throwing up, I don't even have an ass! J.D.: But Josh, those are the same things I was dealing with when I started here. Except for the ass part. I actually have a great ass. It's firm like mutton.