Dr. Cox: When you rolled out of bed this morning, did you actually say to yourself, "Hey! I think today would be a terrific day to commit hari-kari"? Because you realize that's what you're doing.
J.D.: I just don't think you deal with your problems the way emotionally healthy people do.
Dr. Cox: Well, hold on a second there, Rainbow. This just off the news wire: You're not licensed to comment on how people deal with their emotions.
J.D.: I beg to differ.
Dr. Cox: Well, at least I let mine go. You? If you ever were able to actually release all the tensions that are bottled up inside of you, what would that look like? How would that go?
[fantasy: J.D. headbutts Dr. Cox:]
J.D.: How you like me now, bitch?