Turk: So you did this last night?
Elliot: Yeah. Why? What'd you do?
Turk: Carla had to work, so I scarfed down a bunch of fast food, right, and I got back home at around seven. Then I went to the bathroom at eight. I got outta there at 11.15. It was a good night!
Elliot: I'm a nervous poo-er.