J.D.: Hey, I should've stood up for you with Dr. Cox.
Elliot: Yeah, you should've.
J.D.: I just don't want him to think it's about our relationship.
Elliot: Look, I know that you want Dr. Cox to respect you, but you should want me to respect you too.
J.D.: Well, if I didn't respect you, I wouldn't be having sex with you. That's not true. I totally would be.
Elliot: Look, if you can't talk about this for real then forget it.
J.D.: Oh, look, a perfect dismount off her high horse.
Elliot: If you don't like something, why don't you just say it. I mean, why do you have to hide behind your stupid little jokes?