J.D.: Please, you guys are just jealous because you're not the hot couple in town any more.
Turk: Jealous, my chocolate butt!
Carla: I'm telling you, we are so damn hot, last night, when I was home waiting for Turk, I put on this tiny negligee. It was so small I took it off my Latin Barbie.
Turk: Yeah, but, baby, when I got home, you were asleep, drooling like a sheepdog.
Carla: You don't have to tell 'em that.