Todd: Check her out.
Turk: Dude, she's HFFA.
J.D.: Excuse me?
Turk: HFFA? "Hot from far away" but up close she's nasty. [all laugh] That is so messed up. [sees Carla] Baby, I am sorry I made an incredibly insensitive statement about an ugly person.
Carla: I'm taking one of those moments where I weigh your good qualities against your bad ones and decide if you're actually worth the trouble. You made it. That was close.
Turk: Thank you, baby.
Carla: You're welcome.