Quote from Turk in My Bed Banter & Beyond
Todd: Check her out. Turk: Dude, she's HFFA. J.D.: Excuse me? Turk: HFFA? "Hot from far away" but up close she's nasty. [all laugh] That is so messed up. [sees Carla] Baby, I am sorry I made an incredibly insensitive statement about an ugly person. Carla: I'm taking one of those moments where I weigh your good qualities against your bad ones and decide if you're actually worth the trouble. You made it. That was close. Turk: Thank you, baby. Carla: You're welcome.