Elliot: I was not. You were.
J.D.: Sometimes I like a little sugar in my coffee. [goes to kiss Elliot]
Elliot: No, J.D. J.D., I just think it's best if we keep this between us for now. I mean, it's hard enough without everybody talking.
J.D.: But it'll help people. Like those two [Janitor and Nurse Roberts], for instance. I mean, they've been dancing around each other for months now. And excuse me for not being afraid to show people here how I feel about you.
Elliot: You just want the guys to know you're getting some.
J.D.: Not just the guys.