Quote from J.D. in My Bed Banter & Beyond
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, my God, you slept with your best friend! This will be a disaster unless you say the right thing, so choose your words carefully. J.D.: Great job last night, buddy. J.D.: [v.o.] Oof. [fantasy: J.D. reveals a "Girls I've Slept With" chart in the head of the bed:] J.D.: Good thing you came along. I've been stuck on four since med school. [Elliot slaps J.D.]