J.D.: [v.o.] Since Alex is a social worker, she's here a lot. For some guys, that would be distracting, but I'm staying focused.
Man: You're on my foot. I'm so sorry.
Janitor: Oh, please step on my foot. I'm just waiting for an excuse.
J.D.: Not today.
Janitor: Really? Why not? [J.D. waves to Alex] I get it. Nice pull. You slept with her yet?
J.D.: What? I am not discussing that with you.
Janitor: That's a no.
J.D.: Listen, Jolly Green. People's personal lives are just that, personal.
Janitor: That's a definite no.