J.D.: Do you know what Alex Hanson looks like?
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Doug: He's OK.
Nurse Roberts: I don't know. I don't look at the ladies.
Dr. Kelso: Young man, I've been married for over three decades. I would've gone there, though. Hell yes, I would've.
Janitor: Who cares? No one will ever love you.
Ted: I don't find her pretty, but since my wife left, when I look at a woman, I find it hard to see past the evil. [chuckles]