Doug: Oh, no. No, no, no.
Dr. Cox: Is this the tox screen? Oh, Dougie, this does not bode well for you.
Doug: I know.
Dr. Cox: Second chance. You go get the results of Mr. Chervin's urinalysis, but if the numbers aren't good, I'm gonna take one of your kidneys and give it to him. [to Nurse Roberts] Ten bucks says I can make that kid wet himself before the day is over.
Nurse Roberts: Oh, everybody's afraid of Mr. Man.
Dr. Cox: Laverne, you give good sass.