Carla: Mr. Davis, I haven't seen you in three months. It's gotta be a record for you.
Mr. Davis: By all means, ignore the dislocated shoulder and let's make small talk.
Carla: This ought to help with the pain. So what'd you do?
Mr. Davis: So, some random woman just pushed me off the bus. It was totally unprovoked.
Carla: Mr. Davis.
Mr. Davis: I may have told her that she smelled like wet ass.
Carla: There you go. Be proud of who you are.
Mr. Davis: You wear too much mascara.
Carla: You be careful now.