Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Blind Date
Ted: This morning, one of the social workers that covers this hospital slipped and knocked herself unconscious. We're concerned she might turn around and sue us. If that happens, some of the higher-ups' heads could roll. [laughs] Dr. Kelso: The point is that people are less likely to sue an institution if we can put a friendly face on it. You've got a friendly face. J.D.: But, sir, I... Dr. Kelso: Sacred Heart is calling for your help, sport. Will you accept the call? [ringing sound; knocks Ted] Ted: Oh. [ringing sound] Dr. Kelso: By the way, this is a special phone. If you don't answer it, you get to be the intern who does the physicals over at the state prison! J.D.: Hello?