Dr. Kelso: Dr. Dorian, I need a favor.
J.D.: Actually, sir, I'm crazy busy today.
Dr. Kelso: Well, then, that's just fine, kiddo. I'm not going to be able to make the board meeting today. I'm going to be tied up all afternoon at Dr. Dorian's pity party. Should I bring something? Maybe I could rent you a clown.
J.D.: A drunk clown hurt me once.
Dr. Kelso: Just listen to the damn lawyer. Go, Tom.
Ted: It's Ted. But hey, it's only been 12 years.